Self-absorbed and perpetually horny bisexual Jess (The Sinner’s Abby Miller) has weekend plans from hell: She’s maid of honor at her best friend’s wedding, where she’ll be surrounded by her seemingly perfect coupled-up college friends, somewhere out in the woods, cut off from all social media. This could be great if the guest list didn’t also include her ex-girlfriend Sam (Scout Durwood, Youtopia) — whom she can’t stop fantasizing about—and at least two potential (and persistent) suitors—who won’t stop calling!

Over the course of one fateful booze-drenched weekend, confidences are broken and loyalties tested as our hilariously capricious heroine unsuccessfully tries to find a place to masturbate in peace. When one of the wedding guests goes missing, Jess unwittingly joins the search party, where a mystical park ranger—who may not be what he seems — dishes some harsh lessons in self-awareness along the way. What Jess does with these lessons, however, is another story altogether.